The truth about the joke; "why was 6 scared of 7?"

IN EVERY DAY LIFE, PEOPLE WOULD TELL THIS FOLLOWING JOKE TO THEIR FRIENDS AND PARTNERS, "WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? BECAUSE 789!", NO! 7 NEVER ATE 9! 7 DOESN'T EVEN KNOW 9. THE TRUTH IS, YEARS AGO, 6 AND 7 DECIDED TO GO CAMPING TOGETHER AND 7 WANTED TO BRING 3 KNIVES FOR SURVIVAL BUT 6 KNEW 7 SECRETLY HATED HIM AND DIDN'T HAVE BENIGN INTENTIONS; THE TRUTH