*gulp* BTS… is… a very *gun loading noise* amazing and non-toxic fandom. (can i go now? i said what you wanted to hear.)
(no.)
(i have rights, you know! let me go! i’m tired of being forced to praise your stupid fand… oh crap)
(YOU MORON! THE TAPE’S STILL RUNNING!)
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*