paper mario item sounding ahh

Makes you italicized

also have you met my character Gary

No

basically Cory's Wario

Oh hehe

and i had a comic idea with him that i think you'll enjoy

Ooooooh

it's called Gary's Workplace Harassment Training

Based off of the how to scam comic??

what

I think there was a comic where wario was teaching people do scam and then their scary mom came and threatened wario and he shut it down or something
I saw it a while ago

oh yeah

Yeah or no

yeah

Ah cool

"oh uh hey Lauren i wasn't expecting to see you here!"
"GARY?! Are you teaching impressionable young children to harass people again?!"
"uh no i would never do that"
"Good! Because if you were...
Ĭ ᙡꗞꚶԸᗫ ꕷꞆꗞᖘ Ꮍꗞꚶ"
"haha OK Lauren thank you Lauren"

HABA

i love the trope of "character talks with no capital letters or punctuation when being confronted about something they did"

yes ma'am right away ma'am

unrelated but i had a thought
i wonder what Lauren looked like when she was Lian's age?

Definitely had a bow in her hair no questions

YEE

.

Pretty lil bow
She probably keeps in in a box now
Sentimental value

AWWWW

:)

also, Rotissemix idea
Josiah's Betrayal

Ooh is that a cover

a set of covers

Of what

Oh God No, I Hate You, and Thank You For Nothing

I don't think I've heard of that last one
Also who is Mario and who is Luigi

Lian is Mario

actually instead of knocking him in lava, he does a fire-based attack on him (Josiah is weak to fire in Stringsnipper)

during I Hate You, Lian has tears in his eyes

Of course he does

"I... I'm sorry!!"

"DON'T YOU DARE!!"
*why is he betraying or whatever??*

he was resentful of Lian getting all the attention so he made a deal with the Puppeteer

Ah

"I- I thought we were friends-!!"

"FREINDS? FREINDS?! EVERYONE LOVE YOU AND NOBODY GIVES TWO SH**S ABOUT ME!!"

"Wh-what...? Th-that's not my fault...!"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER! YOU WON'T LOOK SO ADORABLE WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!!"

"D-don't come any closer! I... I don't want to d-do this...!"

"J-Josiah, PLEASE!"

"G-get away...!"

*looming over him*

(Lian cast Fire Beam!)

"aaaaAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

(He just watches, tearing up.)

"..y-you're.. you're even terrible at KILLING.. I'm not even bleeding.. hehehe.."

"..."

"I'm gonna make you PAY."

https://voca.ro/1fZf926QiOZq also here's Thank You For Nothing

Ah
I looked it up on YT music sounds good

YOOO WHAT IF THE SUNSHINE MIX FEATURED MUPPET CORY

Oh yes

AND WHAT IF THE APPARITION MIX FEATURED FUDGETOOTH

Oh yeah

i'm imagining Choc-o' Clock (Apparition Rotissemix) and it fits so well

"You like chocolate? I'll show you chocolate."

see, not every Rotissemix song has to be against a bloodthirsty monster! :D

Rotissemix : "heheh I'm a wacky boss an I'm gonna getcha!"
Original: According to the lore, the apparition can cause potentially fatal seizures

well i guess i could throw something in there about the negative health effects of too much chocolate

"ooohh you will become unhealthy"
*EPILEPSY BLAST*

f**k it he also wants your soul

What, Chocolate man? What could he possibly want with your soul.

"Sweets you cannot fathom,
In a mansion changing tides!
Every atom,
Shifts before your eyes!"

But actually why

idk man i can't think of anything

You were just throwing something out there weren't you he really doesn't does he

no he actually does Fudgetooth is quite malicious

"I will take your very SOUL AND- what are you doing"
"Hey did you know food doesn't fare well when it's wet"
*Kills him with a common hose*

"...cheater."

so uh
anything else Rotissemix you wanna talk about

Hmmm
Do you have any ideas to pitch for Mankiller ?

what if he and Ravenous met

He comes pre-marinaded
He would definitely attack Ravenous and would likely win

Ravenous literally losing the ability to sleep:

He's still very big and very strong
Attempting to bite part of him off would result in him quickly regenerating it
It takes a lot to kill him

Also he would taste awful

oh also unrelated but
do you think you could whip up a quick concept sketch for Thank You For Nothing (Rotissemix)?

Probably later but yeah describe it

basically this but with Lian and Josiah (and Lauren crying in the background)
also give Lian more of a mix of disbelief and anger on his face

Ah

"Josiah... I... I thought we were friends."

"..you... nobody loved me, they only loved you."
Lauren: "why..why didn't you just tell us..?"

"I... I hate you..."

"..you hate me..? You're the one who did THIS TO ME."

"Y-you were backing me into a corner... you... you were gonna kill me. I had no choice."

*similarly to Markiplier but less funny* "..you shut the f*** up. You shut the F*** UP. YOU SHUT THE F*** UP."

Lian, his anger starting to flare up: "If you had just TALKED to me about it, none of this would have EVER HAPPENED! This is YOUR FAULT!"

"HOW CAN I GET ANYONE'S ATTENTION IN NOBODY WANTS TO TALK TO ME. PEOPLE THINK IM A JOKE. COMEDY RELIEF. I DON'T WANNA HEAR ONE MORE F***ING WORD ABOUT 'YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD US'."

"YOU NEVER EVEN T R I E D COMMUNICATING!! AND NOW I ' M THE BAD GUY?! ALL I DID WAS DEFEND MYSELF! DEFEND MYSELF FROM A CRAZED MANIAC! A CRAZED MANIAC that... that was once a friend to me."

"YOU SHUT THE F--
... f-freind..? Your friend..? You really..?"

"...I always loved you, Josiah. You had always been there for me. Or... at least... I thought you had..."

".. Nobody else was there for me but you... How could I have been so blind..?"

(He cuts Josiah off with a hug, crying. His words are choked up.)
"I forgive you."
[WHY AM I CRYING RIGHT NOW]

*ash and soot rubs off on Lian as Josiah hugs back. Suddenly, he sort of stumbled*

"A-are you okay...?"

"..my adrenaline kept me going.. holy SH** this hurts.."

"...a-are you gonna live...?"

"...no.....
...and that's fine..."

"...Josiah... n... no..."

"... you've always been there for me..you always have...but nobody else has...I had that thought in my head as soon as you got here...but now I feel so much better..I can go happy..thank you so much Lian..
.. you'll be able to live without me.. I wouldn't have done this if you couldn't.."

"D-DON'T GO...!"

*Lauren attempted to use healing magic, but to no avail*
"...thank you for everything.."

"No... no... no no no no no no no... Mom, do something...!"

Lauren: "I-I can't!"
Josiah: "goodbye.."

"...g-goodbye."

*he laid down and passed*