WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON?

Shaggy

Chuck Norris 100%

He doesn't do pushups he does earthdowns
He peed in a cup and that's what they call Mountain Dew
I tried to put my password as Chuck Norris but it said it was too strong
To Chuck Norris King Kong is just a monkey
Chuck Norris made Superman change his name to slightly above average guy

The S in Superman stands for Shaggy plus Shaggy is pretty much omnipotent

Chuck Norris is physically incapable of losing. Reality Simply Doesn't Allow it to happen.

Shaggy made reality

No. The flying spaghetti monster made reality.

That looks like Bob from my imagination

Who the f**k is bob?

My pet in my imagination

Never heard of it.

Fair

The flying spaghetti monster can bend time and space.

But I made Bob able to bend time and space