THE MAN Becky Lynch (Better format)

How to become Japanese
Step 1. Be 5 years old
Step 2. Make your fifth bday party at Fredbear's Family Diner
Step 3. Have an annoying older brother
Step 4. Get put into Fredbear's mouth and cause the bit of 83
Step 5. Pray to god that you get reborn in Japan

Sir, that's how you go to heaven

Yes success of step 5 is quite rare

Causing the bite of 83 doesn't guarantee luck

no im pretty sure you wouldn't want to cause the bite of 87 tho

Dunno

go to japan

just be japanese

Memorize 50,000 different characters

Hiragana and Katakana will be easy

Kanji on the other hand

listen to the vapors. the instructions are in their song "turning japanese"