therapi temp

Hi

alright

*sits down*

how can i help you today?

* a chair comes up from the ground*

sit please.

(omg remember when space used to do these but like conan o brien or smth

Ok

alr what needs to be therapying

(whats this im hearing abt tck bein a nazi)

Yeah, it's true, he is

oop

kill me ok

nuh uh

me too

baby id rather have sex with you than kill you

bro simps for half of the stream

no i’d just rather do anything than kill my friend

i only simp for a few of the people

bro like emosnake and heaven

bro weren't u simping for toni today-

i’m always simping for my mommy toni

CHEATER IK SHOWING TONI

BRO I LITERALLY SAID ID RATHER DO ANYTHING THAN KILL MY FRIEND

Oh

take everything out of context smh

h e l l o

hello, what needs to be therapying today?

* a chair pops up behind you*

sit, please.

oh thanks
well thats a good question, needs is a strong word

of course, but alas, when you seek out therapy, somethings usually wrong.

i am conflicted as to whether i am afflicted with an issue or a blessing

*opens up clip board*

go right ahead

so obviously you know apathy, yes?
the concept of it at least
not quite the best descriptor, but it gets close enough
anyways for the longest time i realized i dont really... emote much when considering people.
Like, i feel emotions, but it seems like only the selfish ones if that makes sense?

My father attempted to commit suicide a couple of months back, and as much as i truly respect him and appreciate him, i could only muster a logical, "damn, that sucks I guess"

like i didnt give a shit when he was in the emergency room 💀
hes fine now but still

hm, interesting

have you shown signs of psychopathy?

Like:

Impulsivity
Lack of empathy
Lack of guilt
Pathological lying
Grandiose opinion of self
Abnormal ways of thinking
Charming to others
Early behavior problems
Inability to accept responsibility

damn quite a few of those actually
impulsiveness is big though especially considering my ADHD

ah, ADHD

me too

however, im more of the inattentive types

but i do love me some leg shaking and beating on tables

understandable

yes

back to the topic at hand

have you ever cried when you lose a pet/friend/teacher that was close to you?

never

havent lost many people or anything

had a dog which was there before my oldest memories, died a couple years back.

Parents needed a week to recover, but it feels f**ked up to say all i could consider was that they would be too busy to annoy me as much as usual

i shouldve been sad, upset, i should have worried about the loss of life, but i could only consider it selfishly.

As for crying, i dont do that often. Weirdly enough sometimes ill just be chilling and a lone ass tear streaks down my face like a go***mn movie character, not sure why that happens

it be like that

indeed

honestly, you might have signs of psychopathy, best get that checked out

second issue, i also kind of just dont care enough about this to do something
I mean i can recognize that this is probably not good, idk it kinda just feels normal

hey

as long as you dont hurt anyone and yourself

right

i used to self harm, it was for just a short time. I was kind of just bored. obviously not a good reason, but you get the idea

im basically split bc this is normal every day life for me just kinda going through it, and no exact issues have arose from this, but at the same time im curious as to whether im missing out or not. On the shit most other people seem to be preaching the feeling of that is just foreign to me

nah fam

it be like that sometimes for me too

cause ill just be feeling depressed sometimes but ive never gave anyone troubles but myself

right

its also difficult to speak about to a point because im quite young, got a whole ass life ahead of me and its typically just chalked up to, "edgy teenager saying edgy teenager things for attention" which i understand why its a common idea, people who fake mental illnesses and shit piss me off too though

overall, its difficult for people, myself included, to take the situation seriously

hai