William: honey, could you pass the salt?
(redacted): sure*passes salt*
Micheal: could I get the salt after you da-
William: SHUT UP TROUBLED CHILD!
Evan: I had that dream again :'(
Micheal: baby-
William: SHUT UP!!!!
Micheal: :'(
Elizabeth: will we have Ice cream mommy?
(redacted): no Elizabeth-
William: HONEY! what are you talking about? she can have ice cream if she want's!
(redacted): no were having cake!
William: I said she can have ice cream-
Elizabeth: no it's okay daddy, cake is fine
William: oh of coarse honey
Evan: umm, I had that dream again?
(redacted): oh of coarse, you know there just dreams honey! they can't hurt you!
William: yeah buddy! and besides, your birthday's tomorrow, you need to get lot's of sleep tonight
Evan: but I feel like the dreams are trying to warn me...
Elizabeth: It's fine Evan! we know your scared of them!
Micheal: that's right(evil chuckles) I got you a present anyway!
Evan: really!? what is it?
Micheal: oh it's a surprise, you could almost say it could BITE you outta nowhere!(evil chuckles intensifies)
William:and we invited your friend charlie to! this birthday should be alright.........................