No horny

shhh im tryna finger myself to Joe Biden's speeches

glad you didn't forget

DAWG HUH??? WHUH??? BWHUH????

i dont need to think abot anything thinking is for nerds

Fr like yall need to pipe down and get your hands off your dick dirty ass motherf**kers

people touch things with their hands all the time and don’t bother to wash their hands.
think of all the germs you’re putting on your dick / in your pussy

i'm boutta make Osmosis Jones 2 smh

fr fr. I’ve accidentally hand shaked with someone who beat it and i only found out when the jizz was on my hand. it’s disgusting and (since im christan) a sin

imagine being in a thumb war
so you both say “1 2 3 4 i declare a thumb war”
and then the other guy says
“5 6 7 8 i use this hand to masturbate”

He did that once and i instantly jerked my habd off

i would lick his hand /srs

I did it only once tonight. Stop calling me out on it

mmm....
tonussy....

But that PepperRidge Farm Oatmeal Raisin cookies are beckoning me! DX