Totally not another teaser to a story I'm writing

Siempre: greetings young human

Ruby: helo!

Siempre: what is your voice so high pitched you sound like a dying rat

Ruby: :| I'm a kid?

Siempre: i thought you were a human

Ruby: a kid is a small human… though I think I'm only part human

Siempre: you must be part demon Like me

Ruby: what's a demon? ‘:/ I know my papa is an Inkla… and my mummy is part Andromedan Elf

Siempre: a demon means i'm from Hell

(they're dad is a Inkla and they'er mom is a Elf....... and she's part human hmmmmmmmmmmmm that's not her real dad is it)

(no that's her real father, her mom is half Andromedan Elf and half human)
Ruby: what's hell?

Siempre: it's where you will go if you Be a asshole your whole life

Siempre: i reGreT noThInG

X: Who are you?

Ruby: I'm Ruby!

X: Ok, You may call me X

Ruby: haiii

X: uh, so what are you doing here

Ruby: i got lost… :,(

X: Huh, do you have any idea where your home is

Ruby: I know that its a mansion in… Inkdon?

*Gets a map*

X: Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Aha! Right here *Points to a location*

Ruby: thank youuuu!

X: Here, get on my back

Ruby: oke! *gets on X’s back*

X: Hold on *Flies off quickly*

Ruby: weeeeeeee!!

*Lands in front of the house*

X: Here we are, is this your house?

Ruby: ye! It is!

X: Well see ya

Ruby: *hugs X’s leg* thank you, sir!

X: No problem

*Thinking: Damn, being a good person, feels good*

Milo: ._.

Rizu: Milo.

Milo: What's a clock?

Rizu: MILO.

Milo: What's a towel?

Rizu: *walks away*

Milo: Hehe now we can eat candy

Ruby: :O smart kitty

Milo: Ye >:3

Ruby: *chows down on some candy, while leaving some for Milo*

Milo: *om nom nom*

Ruby: *nom nom nom*

Milo: *om nomnomnom*

Ruby: Can all kitties talk?

Milo: No.. but half of dem can I tink

Ruby: cool! So you're cousin Rizu’s kitty?

Milo: Ye :3

Ruby: *pets the Milo*

Milo: :D

Ruby: Good kitty! :D

Milo: :D

Ruby: *hugs Milo*

Milo: *hugs back*

(lol an adult just walks in and is just like awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

Ruby: hoi!

Milo: ._. *flashbacks*

(Is that canon?)

(sure)

(._. I don't think Ruby trying to shoot Milo should be canon…)

(oh ok)

(cause it seems unrealistic)

(dang, restart))

Milo: Hewo!

Ruby: hai kitty, why are you talking?

Milo: Becuse I can >:3

temmie

Ruby has a bri’ish accent so :/

Rizu: *walks in* awwww
Ruby: Hi cousin Rizu!

Milo: Oh, hewo

Rizu: *takes a picture of them*

Milo: Heyyyyyyy

Rizu: whatttttt?
Ruby: what did you do Rizu?

Milo: Picture.....

:(

Rizu: awww but it was cuteee
Ruby: whats a picture?

Milo: Ok...

Rizu: a picture is something a camera can make!
Ruby: what's a camera?
Rizu: ._.

Milo: haha

Rizu: *explains what a camera is to Ruby*

Milo: Hey wizu

Rizu: ye?

Milo: What's a toaster

Rizu: it… toasts things

Milo: Whar's a tv?

Rizu: you know what a tv is -_-

Milo: Whawts a lightbulb?

Rizu: you know what a lightbulb is too…

Milo: What's a dwoor?