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Matt: *Falls onto the ground*

Matt: Oh f**k!

Floyd: Huh

Matt: *gets up* Ow my head... hey who are you?

Floyd: Who are you

Matt: I'm matt. you?

Floyd: Floyd

Matt: cool. whats your gimmick?

Floyd: Wdym

Matt: Like what do you do? or are you just a normal guy with nothing special?

Floyd: Uhh I got this

*summons a huge chainsaw on a stick*

Matt: ...For some reason I'm having severe flashbacks to a show i was watching... anyways how does the stick not break?

Floyd: Idk

Matt: crazy

auby: watermelon?

Saike: Yes

auby: yay *steals*

Saike: Ok

auby: thanks

Saike: Youre welcome

X: I H A V E A R R I V E D

Lay: Shut up

X: Great, I have been paired with you

Lay: Lol yes

X: NOOOOOOOOooooOOOoooOOOooOOOOOoooooooOoOoOo

Lay: Haha

X: Im not able to throw you into the atmosphere am I?

Lay: I would live in the vacuum of space

X: uUuUUUuuuUUUUuuUUuUUUUuuuUUUggggGGGgggGggGggggGGGgHHhhhhHhhHh

Saike: Why are you talking to a cat?

X: I always talk to cats

Saike: Then why did I see you pull a person out of a portal to talk to a different one

X: You've met Shai before right?

Saike: No

Him