Hi, do you have any duck food? No, we don't. This is a hardware store. Oh, OK. *Leaves*; *The next day...*; Hi, do you have any duck food? No, this is a hardware store! Oh, alright. *Leaves*; *The next day...*; Hi, do you have any-; NO, WE DO NOT HAVE DUCK FOOD!!! AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!!! *Leaves*; *The next day...*; Hi, do you have any nails? No, unfortunately we're out of them. Oh, good! Do you have any duck food?
