Introducing the Goober plush for only 9.99!

*Hakai steals the plush until it’s out of stock and leaves 100 dollars to goober*

Milo: *scratches up the plushie in his sleep*

Hakai: *Punts Milo* No!

Rizu: Hakai…

Hakai: What now, are you going scream at me for that SOOOOOOOO precious cat that totally has more worth than me!?!

Rizu: what no that's not what I-

Hakai: you only care for that cat!
*Hakai is crying as she feels betrayed*

Rizu: what why would you think that?? Of course I care about you!

Hakai: THEN PLEASE PUT THAT CAT BACK WHERE IT BELONGS
*Hakai seems to be having a mental breakdown*

Rizu: …

*Hakai storms off looking for Milo*

Rizu: a-aunt nata? W-what’re you doing here?

Nata: I felt your pain and I had to come help you.

Rizu: DONT YOU F**KING DARE. IF THIS IS HOW YOU ACT TOWARDS ALL CHILDREN THEN FORGET EVER MEETING MY FAMILY.

*Hakai is blind with rage and eventually finds Milo and she unsheathed Universal*

Rizu: SO I CAN'T HAVE BOTH OF YOU!?

Hakai: YOU NEED TO ACTUALLY CARE FOR ME INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY BEING WITH THAT CAT 24/7!

Rizu: NO!! *goes in front of Milo to save him*

*Hakai accidentally stabs Rizu in the stomach*

Rizu: oh… thanks

Rizu: …y-you created your own problem you know…

Hakai: *Sees what she did and left the sword in Rizu so Rizu doesn’t bleed out* F**K ME

Rizu: HAKAI NO. *Rizu tackles Hakai before she can do anything, and pins her to the ground using ice* ARE YOU NUTS!?

Hakai: I’M FIXING THE PROBLEM!
*She uses her sword to shatter the ice and then rolls back toward Milo*

Rizu: HE IS A KID, HE NEEDS ATTENTION, HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD, HIS UNCLE IS DEAD, IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TAKE CARE OF HIM!!

Hakai: BULLSHIT, YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT ME!

Rizu: *tries to take the sword out before her skin heals over the sword*

*The sword pops out but Rizu starts to bleed*

Rizu: *falls down, unable to stand on her own, though she appears as if she is dead*

*The Sword power starts to heal Rizu slowly… meanwhile Hakai runs out to an dangerous alleyway where she waits to die*

Rizu: WHAT PROBLEM!? *holds her back* ALL YOU ARE DOING IS TRYING TO HURT MILO, THATS THE ONLY PROBLEM HERE.

Hakai: *pulls herself away from Rizu and goes to stab Milo* DIE YOU MOTHERFU-

Rizu: *can feel herself going into Dryadic hibernation*

*Suddenly her wound is healed and she had stopped bleeding*

Rizu: *her breathing is shaky, and its hard for her to speak, and Milo yells for help*

*Hakai is gone but the sword starts to heal her more*

Rizu: h-huh..?

*It was Nata, she had healed Rizu, and she had been petting Milo to keep him calm*
Nata: Don’t go my friend!

Rizu: “BULLSHIT”!? “BULLSHIT”!?!? BITCH I HAD TO KILL HIS FATHER, AND I SAW HIS MOTHER AND UNLE DIE. YOU THINK THATS BULLSHIT!?

Hakai: THEN I’LL JUST HAVE TO RID OF MILO TOO THEN!!!
*Hakai storms off*

Milo: Ow... wat did i dew??

Hakai: YOU SCRATCHED MY PLUSH!

Milo: Oh... sowy.. iwl buy u anoder one

One of them that she grabbed was the real goober.

Milo: *scratches up the plushie*

Goober: milo!!!

Milo: Wut

Goober: come on that was brand new!

Milo: Oh.. sowy

Goober: aw, it's okay. just because your a cute kitty.
*internally screaming*

Milo: Oke, im weally sowy

Goober: its good. By the way, do you want to go on a bombing run!?

Milo: Wat dat?

And then the rest was history