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Devon: (wearing a green hoodie and backwards hat) where am I?!
Johnathan: (hugging on Devon crying)

Alexa stared, sighing.

"RRRR-RIGHT-IGHT HEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
"SHUT UP! SHUT! THE HELL! UP!"
*Someone comes down from...somewhere, lodging a knife into the impostor Koa.*
"I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT ANYMORE! JUST SHUT U-!"
*They see Alexa.*
"Oh. Uh...shit."

"Uh-"

"Sorry. These...THINGS were pissing me off."

"Who are you?"

"Call me Droi-I mean...Dex."

"Alright. Wait, were you about to say Droidy?"

"Yes. Yes I was."

"Are you Droidy?"

"Yes. At least, I was..."

"What happened?"

"mm."

"My cute little otter bottom, where is our son?"

"Right here, mother."

"Good, don't think I forgot about your search history."

"I would NEVER FORGET."

She sighed. "How old are you again?"

"8."

She glared at him. "Really?"

"Yos."

She looked at Koa.

"kk."

"Anyways, I could use a nap."

"Same."

"Wanna sleep, honey?'

"Yes."

She led him to bed.

"."

"?"

"You weren't thinking of it?"

"O-Oh...uh...I thought you had came here on purpose...sorry for the aggressive yelling. Well...you must have been brought here by something...or someONE...do you remember having any important business with anyone?"

"Nope..'

"Ah."

"I was lecturing my son about his search history. Again."

"Oh. The son you had with Koa, right?"

"Yes."

"Ah."

"Yes. He searches some very...putrid things."

"Indeed he does, miss Alexa. Indeed he does."

"...I need to get him a girlfriend."

"Ugh...this has drawn on too long."

"What was that?'

"Some demonic form of yourself probably."

"Huh."

"Weird, I know."
*The figure steps out, and-wait...Reaper?*

"Hey."

"Greetings, miss Alexa."

"I'd like to go home, I need to tell my son why he should get a girlfriend."

"You got it."
*Reaper teleports Alexa back home.*

She looked around.

"N...no..."

"Huh, you really have changed."

"Indeed."

"No more...down badness?"

"No."

"Hm. I mean, you did call me mommy."

"Indeed."

She wrapped her arms around him

"."

"I am now a human."

"Ooo. Well, are you able to take me home?"

"Maybe. Emphasis on the maybe."

"Well, i'll take it."

*Smokebomb, and...we're at the REAL version of Alexa's home.*

"Finally...Koa!"

"Hello, dear!"

"No accidental 'mommy's anymore?"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmommy-I mean maybe."

She smirked, and kissed him passionately.

"MOMMY!"

"Yes, it's me. I...don't know what happened, but I'm back."

*The person arrives to her, resembling her son, but with something seeming...off.*

She sighed. "Koa, honey?'

"Y-YES-ES, HONEY DDDDEAR-EAR-EAREST?"

"...You're not Koa."

"WWWWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT DO YOU M-MEAN-EAN-EAN?!"

"The real Koa would've called me mommy."

"O-OH-OH-OH. RRRRRRRIGHT-IGHT-IGHT."

"Where are they."

"?"

"I feel like you have something to do with this."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpossibly."

"Let me just remind you what our EIGHT year old son looks up." She pulled up his search history.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh..."
"Technically, going by the times of these panel-looking thingies, I'm actually around 1."
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Kid, when you're 14, we're getting you a girlfriend."

"YAY!"

"Also, you're grounded for a month."

"Touche, mother."

"And if it happens again, make it 6."

*The figure turns to face her.*
"What the hell? I was expecting someone else..."

"Who?"

"Someone by the name of Helix."
*Demonic screaming is heard, as another figure appears.*
"There he i-OH GO***AMN IT!"

"Hm?'

"Ugh...my cloak is dirty again...of course it i-wait...Alexa?"
*The figure spots Alexa, immediately recognizing her.*
"Huh."

"Yes?"

"Wasn't expecting you of all people here."

"Why?"

"You're not...uh...how do I put this nicely? Oh yes...MEANT TO BE HERE!"

"I mean, I don't know how I got here either.'

"Yes."

"Can I go back now?"

"Possibly."
*The mystery creature creates a portal around her feet.*

"This better not take me somewhere random again."

"Farewell."

She went through the portal

*It brings her to a creepy black room with a dark figure resembling...her.*

She groaned. "What.."

*It turns to her, smiles creepily, and lunges at her...only to be inhaled by....something...*

"What the f..."

(MEANT TO TYPE IMPALED)