If yk yk

oh f**k that one story

What story I need to know

it's a reddit story (woaaah spooky already)

Oh ok lol

oh naw

I don't get it

I'm not gonna explain it

just give me some keywords to look up

Lamp creepypasta

Damn

(This is one of the uncanniest phases btw)

Honestly I would hate to wake up just to find out I've been in a coma and the past 3-8 years of my life were I lie

Like bro imagine getting your life together just to wake up from a coma and finding out your life is actually still in complete shambles 💀

Realising that you cant have kids without making out with wife (you didnt)

Oh shit