The only lines I completely remember in no specific order are: "Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames," "Maybe help some people get through tough times," "got a fat knot from that rap profit," "and if he is as bananas as you say, i'm not taking any chances," "The only hall of fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame, on the wall of shame," and last but not least, "Ever since Bill Clinton was in office."