I genuinely don't know this joke

French people smell bad

i don’t know

my guess is that it’s just a bad quality to live or smth
despite all the cool cultural stuff

F**k baguette people

In what way you mean by that

F**K
AS IN INCREASE THEIR TAXES
AS IN BURN THEIR BRIDGES
AS IN STEAL SHIT FROM THEM

don't do that

no because you would have half fr*nch kids

Because France was once a colonial power that dominated 24,000,000 km2 (9,300,000 sq mi) of land across the globe. And they took most of it by force.

*ehem*

Britain?

Well they did give us this god awful language. They’ve always been pompous lots.

Fair

Paris Syndrome

I always wanted to know that too

The only good fr*nch thing is fr*nch kisses because they feel nice