(That night, a news broadcast had been sent out to almost everyone owning a television on christmas day)
Reporter: We interrupt this program for breaking news! We have just gotten word that international quadrillion and founder of TROLL CO, Mr Trollface, has been found dead outside his manor, the murder was suspected to happen at 2:30 AM on Christmas Eve, the killer has not been identified, but local authorities have been suspected. Only a select few will be invited to his funeral. We will also be showing his Will for any inheritance that may be mentioned..
(The TV would show a line of text, reading the following)
“ In the case of my event, My company shall be donated to my heir, Kuro Trollface. You have proven yourself worthy as my son, and a sales associate, I am hoping you will do wonderful things with this company and continue forth into Trollface Development. For one of my old students, yes I am speaking to you, Astra. I grant you access to our weapons facility, take whatever you like, I know you're probably busy saving the multiverse and whatnot, but I hope that TROLL CO's weaponry can aid you. For the rest of my acquaintances, I will be donating a small fortune to them. The following names are listed: Inkmatas, Sagi, Lay, Data, and UO. This is urgent, lastly, I ne-”
(The Program would cut out and switch back to normal television)