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I'm atheist and I get present

good for you

but im not Christian he still give me presents every years🥺

you can still celebrate christmas and get presents without believing in God or Jesus or stuff

santa ain’t even real

I'm Islamic and I CAN'T celebrate christmas because it's known as Jesus' (God's sons) birthday and in Islam we believe that God has no children.

i mean santa can’t be discriminating of religions cuz his ass don’t exist

prove it

i put a camera in my living room, recorded the whole night, and went to bed

the only thing i saw was some obese man in a red parka go down my chimney and put weird boxes (probably bombs) under my christmas tree

I'll dance dance dance with my hands hands hands in my ass ass ass

I know right