Hol' Up

I get to go to federal prison for *My lawyer advised me not to finish this sentence*

Fyafp (five years at federal prison)

I get to go to prison for r@ping several children

Were they in your basement to

How did you know

Just a hunch ya know… it’s not like their in mine anymore

True, true.

I get to send a request to get everyone into cursed comments.

I get to trap kids in my white candy van, take them to my basement, and then *censored for obvious reasons*

i get to go to jail

I get to use a vehicle and get unreasonably drunk and crash into a school classroom full of children then eat the bodies