so the story behind santa claus is he has a list, the good kids get to stay with their families for christmas. the naughty ones get kidnapped and are forced to do child labor at santa’s work shop. if anyone visits santa, they are forced to say that they are over 100 years old or else santa gets thrown in jail. the way he breaks in to steal the children is by going on the roof of the house because the front door is too easy to spot. then he goes down the chimney and with cameras all around the house, he can spy that you’re asleep and so it’s the perfect time to kidnap. then he takes you on a sleigh and stuffs you in a bag with all the other kids and you’re sent far away from you’re family.
i told this to the kid i was babysitting and she was good all year long and got $20 today.
