HUSBAND: HOW MUCH DID WE SPEND ON CHRISTMAS PRESENTS? WIFE: I HAVE NEITHER THE TIME NOR THE INCLINATION TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A MAN WHO RISES AND SLEEPS UNDER THE BLANKET OF THE VERY FREEDOM THAT I PROVIDE, AND THEN QUESTIONS THE MANNER IN WHICH I PROVIDE IT! I WOULD RATHER YOU JUST SAID "THANK YOU" AND WENT ON YOUR WAY
