HELLO, I'M HEAVENCANWAIT,
PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED
STATES IN
THE YEAR
2049. NOW
THAT THE WAR
WITH RUSSIA AND THE RED
STATES IS OVER, I'M GIVING
EVERYONE IN THE SURVIVING
7% OF THE POPULATION WHO
HELPED
WITH MY
"ELECTION"
EITHER A FULL
PARDON OR INSTANT
CITIZENSHIP. YOU EARNED IT.