AmeTonian Bingo

me after reading the bottom right corner:

no... i haven't done that and I won't ever

I'm reading this and I feel so much anger towards ametonian now. how the f**k are you under 18 and own sex toys? How the f**k do you fail suicide? Why the f**k are you depressed. I f**king hate ametonian with all my head now

SAME

and most importantly, what In the actual f**k, WHAT IN THIS WORLD WOULD EVER MOTIVATE YOU TO DRY HUMP OR RIDE A F**KING PIECE OF CLOTH WITH A CUSHION INSIDE. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F**K IS WRONG WITH HIM?