Idk I’m bored

sla-

WAIT THAT'S A GOOD ONE

RIGHT?

Whar

slaves

Same-

Wine

I'm underage

Eh
Whiskey is better (I had some before and it was good)

I haven't had much whiskey

I drink at parties tho
Somewhat

Noice

and you aren't?

a d**do made out of plutonium in a glass casing

HUH?

you heard me

I want a toy that can make me nut in 2 seconds

😳what

You heard me :>

so a d**do made out of plutonium in glass

D**dos are for girls lol
Idk what it’s called but it’s a toy for men

skill issue
a fleshlight?

I think so

inverse d**do

some like high tech vibrating flashlight 💀 l

WAIT THATS REAL?

Yep

real lightsaber

Knew you would say that

I’ll try to figure that out

I mean, whats a Sith lord without his lightsaber?

Emperor Palpatine

I mean, your not wrong

Palps ruled a empire and didnt have time for battling much.

True

Fr

same

Butterfly knife

Brass knuckles
They’re illegal in nj

Rip

Syringe filled with rabies

I can get u that rn

flamethrower

Their legal here in Maine

bet
Moving to.maine

Aight
I have an extra room u can use

yay

:]

a latina girlfriend

That not illegal bro-

Let me specify
A Mexican girlfriend

How that illegal tho-

I'll wait for you to find out what the joke is

._.
OH ITS AN IMMIGRANT

Yeah

IM SUCH A DUMBASS