I wonder what he got?

plot twist: it’s a modern phasular rifle that fires 500 rounds per minute with all the attachments the government wants banned

Milo: *gasp*

YE EEEEEE EEEEE

*he starts shooting throu h this comment*

Matt: please be a tracking device...

Milo: Soonami!

Matt: please don't...

*pulls out a gift that says <the image>*

Milo: Hew!

Matt: oh thank you.

*he opens it*

*its $50 and a carved rock that has a picture of the great wave on it*

Matt: ...I'm... going to keep this... yeah thanks

Milo: Your welcom!

Rizu: :O what did you get Milo?

Milo: I don know…

Rizu: well open it then!

Milo: Oke!

(This is after the story)

*opens it and there’s a huge bag of treats, a smol nerf gun, and a fluffy pillow*

Rizu: look at that! You got so many things!

*the card says: Hey Milo, hope you’re good, don’t show Rizu the huge bag of treats, she might kill me for giving them to you, Saike*

Rizu: *reads the card* wait bag of treats-

Milo: *scurries away with them*

Rizu: MILO GET BACK HERE-

*he runs into a room, and when she gets there, the treat bag is gone*

Rizu: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT GIVING MILO TREATS WITHOUT HIM EARNING THEM!? HE ISNT GONNA LEARN ANYTHING!!

Milo: :3

Rizu: im gonna show Saike what blood is REALLY LIKE.

Milo: *shoots her with nerf gun*

Rizu: *gives Milo a scary glare* do you want me to be angry Milo?

Milo: N- no

Rizu: good. *leaves to go “talk” with Saike*

*Saike is currently in hell*

*I didn't think we’d rp this part so uhhh insert epic fight here*

*WHY WOULD THEY FIGHT*

*idk lmao*

Milo: s- s- sowy-

Rizu: its okay Milo, I just want you to learn that Treats. Are. Treats.

Milo: O- ok- k

*it would have been pretty even fight*

Saike: WHY ARE YOI FIGHTING ME

Rizu: YOU GAVE MILO A BAG OF TREATS WITHOUT MY CONSENT, HE NEEDS TO LEARN THAT THEY. ARE. TREATS.

Saike: ITS F**KING CHRISTMAS

Rizu: SO!?!?

Saike: JUST TELL ME THAT, DONT FIGHT ME!

Rizu: well how else am I gonna get my anger out?

Saike: You need therapy

Rizu: the last person who said that tried to kill me.

Saike: Well.. you do

Rizu: clearly not if the first person who said that is now my enemy

Saike: IM not your enemy, and im saying it

Rizu: so? I'm not taking advice from that salty bitch…

Saike: Take advice from me then, go to therapy

Rizu: …no

Saike: Fine, then wait until your wrath hurts the people around you

Rizu: i just take my wrath out on walls, simple

Saike: YOU TRIED KILLING ME, AM I A WALL?

Rizu: YOU GAVE MILO TREATS WITHOUT MY CONSENT, YOU LITERALLY WROTE IN YOUR CARD FOR HIM TO NOT TELL ME!!

Saike: IT WAS A JOKE, I KNEW YOUD SEE IT

Rizu: WELL IT CLEARLY WASNT OBVIOUS THAT IT WAS A JOKE

Saike: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

Rizu: *thinks about what she said*

Saike: ...

Rizu: … *spacing out with how much she is thinking*

Saike: I have to go do some things, so im just gonna leave you..

Rizu: *looking very derpy with how much she is spacing out*

Saike: *starts to leave*

Rizu: i could probably do with some therapy…

Saike: Yea...

Rizu: I did mutilate Ripley’s face… and I maimed that Russian guy…

Saike: Yea...

Rizu: but this wrath was used to protect the people I care about…

Saike: I know, but what about Milo? Do you think he wasnt traumatized by you mutilating a cat? Even if he was trying to kill him?

Rizu: he was unconscious the whole time

Saike: Rize, it was on the news, he would've seen it by now

Rizu: was it?

Saike: Yea

Rizu: must not have been in the house that day

Saike: It’s been a year since that happened, did you talk to him about it at all?

Rizu: not really…

Saike: Well… I was never a father, and my father sucked, so I can’t give you sound advice, but I think you should talk to him about it

Rizu: okay…

Saike: Well I got things to do, so I’ll see you later

Rizu: okay, see ya *goes back to the realm of creation*

Milo: *eatin treats*

Rizu: *takes a deep breath* hey, Milo?

Milo: Ye?

Rizu: *sits down next to Milo* we need to talk about something…

Milo: Wut?

Rizu: do you… remember the time you got that cut on your face?

Milo: ……….ya

*Rizu and Milo talk about this for awhile, Rizu looks like she is about to break down into tears by the end of the conversation*

Milo: ….

Rizu: am I a… bad person? *sobs*

Milo: *hugs her and starts crying*

Th- than-k -k y- you

Rizu: *hugs Milo back while sobbing*

JAY from a distance: f**k you both!!!

Milo: *streams of tears*

Rizu: (crying) *omg fnaf reference lmao*

Milo: *shoots the comment above bc they’re having a moment and continues crying, until he cries himself to sleep*

Rizu: *also cries herself to sleep*

Lay and Astra: *walk in with groceries and see them sleeping on the couch*

Huh?

Rizu: *smol snore*

Lay: I wanna record this Lm-

Astra: No, I see tear marks on her face, don’t

Rizu: *snoreeee*

Astra: *tries to wake up Rizu and lay takes Milo to his bed*

Rizu: *wakes up* aeughhh… what…

Astra: Rizu, you fell asleep on the couch with Milo, and you have tear marks on your face, what happened?

Rizu: nunya

Astra: Alright, well are you gonna sleep on the couch, or go to bed?

Rizu: *grumbles then falls back asleep on the couch*

Astra: Huh, I wonder what happened…

Rizu: *slep*

Milo: *having nightmares*

Rizu: *wakes up because somehow she knows Milo is having nightmares* Milo?

Milo: *nightmare noises that cats do*

Rizu: hey, buddy, wake up *tries to wake Milo up*

*he wakes up, but he hisses and thrashes around, and scratches rizu*

Rizu: whoa whoa whoa hey, calm down Milo, what's wrong?

Milo: N- noting

Rizu: its okay if you don't want to talk about it, I'll stay here to help you sleep if you like!

Milo: Can I sweep in ur bed wit u?

Rizu: sure Milo *headpats*

Milo: *shaken up*

Rizu: *picks Milo up and walks to her bedroom*

Milo: *curls up into a ball on her bed*

Rizu: *goes under her covers and sleps*

*when she wakes up, it’s in the middle of the night and milos gone*

Rizu: hmm? Milo? *looks around for him*

*he’s in the corner, under a blanket*

Rizu: awwwwww

Milo: *gets woken up, and falls off the bed*

Rizu: oop! Are you okay Milo?

Milo: mewwww….

Rizu: here let me help you up *picks Milo up and sets him back down on her bed*

Milo: wha..

(It went 2 times lol)

(yeah that happens sometimes when internet is crappy lol)
Rizu: *pats the Milo*

Milo: Whar…. am… I?

Rizu: You're at home, Milo, did you fall on your head?

Milo: Where’s the cheeseman?

Rizu: what…?

Milo: banana macaroni salad

Rizu: are… you sleep talking?

Milo: Head hurt.. headphone book!

Rizu: I should… probably take you to the doctor…

Milo: Chip pirates!

Rizu: *calls the Kitian doctor that’s in the Citidel*

Person: Hello, Sunshine Doctors, how can I help you?

Rizu: hello my name is Rizu, Milo fell off the bed and has seemingly hit his head

Person: No more Milos jumping on the bed!

(/j)

Person: Ok, is he ok?

Rizu: he is just saying random words, weirdly in better grammar then how he usually speaks

Person: Would you like an appointment?

Milo: Chicken table

Rizu: yes please, as soon as possible

Person: Oh, we’re booked up for all of December, sorry

Rizu: *inhale* THERES A POSSIBILITY THAT HE COULD HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE YOU SICK BASTARDS

Person: Whoa, calm down, we’re all booked up with other people, so we can’t help you, so maybe go to another doctor

Rizu: I F**KING CANT

Person: Ok…

W- well I’m going to let you go…

Rizu: oh nuh uh, you are going to get Milo an appointment NOW.

Person: I told you we’re booked up

Rizu: say that again. Maybe I’ll come and find you myself and teach you some manners.

*hangs up*

Rizu: THOSE MOTHERF**KING- UGGHHHHHH

Milo: Helo mr wheel

Rizu: welp time to get a fake id and facial reconstruction surgery to get in to kitius

Milo: Why am I talking like dis?

Paper brain

Rizu: I don’t know Milo… I’ll have to talk to collector, just try to go back to sleep for now

Milo: Tree guy? Ok *falls alseep*

Rizu: *sigh* what am I gonna do…

*she gets an email*

Rizu: *opens the email*

*it says: We are sorry for the inconvenience, but your membership with Sunshine Doctors has been cancelled for: Harrasment & Threats

We apologize, Sunshine Doctors*

Rizu: *throws her phone up against the wall*

Milo: *wakes up frightened*

Rizu: go back to sleep Milo

Milo: O- ok

Rizu: I’m just… angry, those people who helped your tummy get better don’t want to help you get better anymore

Milo: Oh, ok

I feel betwer I tink

Rizu: okay, that’s good at least

Milo: *falls asleep*

Rizu: *thinks to herself* maybe my anger is a problem…

WHY TF DO WE MAKE OUR RPS SO LONG

IDKKKK

Also Milo is the downfall of Rizu

But was Rizu planned to be like this?

Actually no

Oh god I feel so bad now ¡-¡

It’s okay! Hakai could probably make Rizu go to therapy

But just

It feels like I ruined Rizu ( ¡ - ¡ )

You didn’t ruin Rizu

Rlly? Was she always gonna have anger issues?

She always had minor anger problems

Ok, sorry

It’s okay!