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2 ups, 3mo,
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Right... and homo milk was extracted from gay people.

Bible means 'book'. Like how people used to say "the Good Book says that God made humans to reproduce children with each other, not diseases."

Mal 2:15 NLT - 15 Didn't the LORD make you one with your wife? .. And what does he want? Godly children from your union.
1 up, 3mo,
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it's a joke. it's not supposed to be taken seriously dude.
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2 ups, 3mo,
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Calling anyone a homophobe is not a joke—especially a Christian.
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so christians are just divine entities that can't be called homophobic even if they are? /s
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0 ups, 2mo,
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Do you even believe in divine entities?

Do you know what homophobia really means?
(Don't trust what your socialist sell-out of a schoolteacher said, research it yourself.)

And do you know what a '-phobia' in general means to the medical profession?

Now, after that, do you further know what calling a bible believer a 'homophobe' would mean to that person?

Lastly, do you know who God is to a true Christian?

If you cant answer (or understand) these questions, it means you have no idea what sort of philosophy youre engaging in.
1 up, 2mo,
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1. No.
2. Yes. It is defined as 'a person with a dislike of or prejudice against gay people.' Also very stereotypical of you to associate socialism with crappy definitions, asshole.
3. Just because you add 'phobia' to the end of a word doesn't define it as shuddering horrified fear. 'Phobia' can just be a prejudice or hatred of something.
4. I didn't say that ALL Christians are homophobic, I specified homophobic Christians as any Christian who is homophobic.
5. I do not give a living f**k what your God 'truly means' to you.
Now, admit it and accept that you took a meme, a joke, way too seriously.
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0 ups, 2mo
1. Then why would you disingenuinely ask if Christians were divine? Thats like asking me if God exists when you already dont believe it.

2. Incorrect. Changing definitions of words is precisely what new-age-socialist-sell-out-teachers do. The real definition is an "irrational fear of gay people". Thats what a 'phobia' is. If you knew anything about Christianity, theres nothing about it that encourages irrational fear of sin or sinful people.

3. No, it cant, unless you drink the new-age kool-aid. A 'phobia' is akin to a mental illness, which you have no secular right to diagnose without a licence.
Words dont change, our interpretations do. Thats not a good thing:
Isa 5:20 KJV - 20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!

4. Knowing what Christianity is, and word structures and meanings, it is impossible to accurately call a Christian 'homophobic'. Would you call a Jew a 'pork-o-phobe'? Or is it just Christians you pick on because they tolerate your abuses..

5. I know you dont, thats why you are ironically engaging in a philosophy of ignorance and bigotry, whilst claiming to oppose it.
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1 up, 2mo,
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Job 12:7 NLT - 7 "Just ask the animals, and they will teach you. Ask the birds of the sky, and they will tell you.
0 ups, 2mo,
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You strike me as the type who can't accept that anything is wrong with Christianity and whenever someone questions it, you just repeat bible verses until they shut up. You also strike me as the type who thinks using big words makes you smart. Now tell me, if God is all-seeing and all-knowing, why didn't he stop Satan from tricking Adam and Eve? And no, I don't mean warn, cuz he did that, I mean STOP.
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1 up, 2mo
Yes, Adam and Eve could talk to animals and they could talk back. Humans were alot smarter back then, no matter what your socialist-sell-out professor tells you.

Simple answer: Satan would not have been stopped by God since God was the one who put him in the garden. Why? to bring God more Glory than He could have had if Adam and Eve never fell from perfection into sin and death. That is the whole purpose of existence—bringing Glory to God.

More Detailed Answer: The story of Adam and Eve is a story of human nature. They were made in the image of God—meaning they had creative powers and ambitions for glory and dominion.

Following God's "law" in the Garden was just like the Israelites following God's laws later thousands of years later. They would praise God for his Mercy in placing them in the Promised Land (similar to the Garden of Eden) and then, after they become so prosperous, they would then forget God and desire 'more for themselves'.
God knew this would happen (as it happened for Satan and his angels), so he placed the Serpent in the garden to disrupt the apple cart.

This would show Adam and Eve 1) they weren't as smart as they thought, and needed God continually; 2) they would realize what life would be life without Gods favour, and 3) God would get more Glory for then saving them from destroying themselves.

Arguably, the single greatest act of God that brought the most Glory to himself was to raise Jesus from the dead, and yet that would have never happened unless Adam and Eve first fell from grace.

The story of the Garden was also akin to Job's story, where Satan was permitted to go destroy Job's 'perfect life' which then, ultimately, gave Job a greater sense of reverence towards God.

Also, in the story of Job, notice that, even after Satan obliterated his family and fortune, Job BLAMED GOD, not Satan. Satan cannot do a thing without God's permission.

Job 1:22 NLT - 22 In all of this, JOB DID NOT SIN by blaming God.
(that's an important insertion right there)

Anyways, for God to destroy Adam and Eve's, Job's, and the Israelites happy lives many times throughout history, it was because they sinned and did not honor God as he deserved and were an example of how the End of Days will be a mighty destruction before being made new again.

Similarly, God invented the first Great Reset during Noah's time.
He waited for 450 years for people to repent, and when they had defected to one last family who worshipped Him, he pressed RESET.
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1 up, 2mo,
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I dont just repeat bible verses. I am speaking truth that everyone needs to hear.
And if people shutup, I hope its because they go read it for themselves and come to the realization that God exists, and we have a purpose to glorify Him even down here.
As terrible as HUMANS can make this planet, Gods beautiful light still shines through, and people now, more than ever, need to meditate on Him, and stop relying on each other for true happiness.

No, Yoga is not the answer. Thats a way to become a channel for demonic forces that people have no clue the dangers of. True meditation to find peace is found in God alone:
Psa 119:27, 52 NLT - 27 Help me understand the meaning of your commandments, and I will meditate on your wonderful deeds. ... 52 I meditate on your age-old regulations; O LORD, they comfort me.

True Christianity is based upon the Word of God who made this entire planet, its laws, Nature itself bends to His will, and we see his handiwork everywhere we turn.
Psa 19:1-2 NLT - The heavens proclaim the glory of God. The skies display his craftsmanship. 2 Day after day they continue to speak; night after night they make him known.

I use big words because I get bored of using the same words. Ive taken IQ tests and Im a little smarter than forrest gump. However, I study my bible plenty, and compare it with other books and religions. Ive done this for a long, long time:
Dan 2:30 NLT - 30 And it is not because I am wiser than anyone else that I know the secret of your dream, but because God wants you to understand what was in your heart.
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0 ups, 2mo,
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also, can i point out that god was straight up misogynist, and kicked Lilith out of the garden for refusing to be Adam's slave? And also that God killed a bunch of innocent egyptian children days before making murder a sin? You worship a misogynist murderer and call yourself smart because you use you big fat dumb words and argue with complete strangers because your brain is about the same size as your tiny dick and you can't accept that you take jokes way too seriously. F**k you, I hope you burn in Hell.
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0 ups, 2mo
You can point that out hey?
Lilith (as far as we know) was wicked and disobedient. Eve, unfortunately, was not much better.

Pay attention now, for you realize that it was she who was gullible enough to be tempted and draw her husband into sin. Adam wasn't approached because he would have likely refused the serpents call.
The devil used the woman to corrupt the man. Standard protocol.

And it wasnt the last time, either, since women had a tendency to corrupt ancient Israelite society when placed in charge of the household:
Jer 44:19 NLT - 19 "Besides," the women added, "do you suppose that we were burning incense and pouring out liquid offerings to the Queen of Heaven, and making cakes marked with her image, without our husbands knowing it and HELPING US? Of course not!"

Now, you remember God made the pecking order to be so that it was the woman helping the man—not the other way around.

However, it isn't misogynistic; in fact, its FEMINISTIC, since God ultimately blamed Adam for falling into sin, seemingly absolving Eve of all guilt:
Rom 5:17 NLT - 17 For the sin of this one man, Adam, caused death to rule over many...

But you wont complain about God blaming the man, since youre the sexist one here—not God.
0 ups, 2mo,
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Oh, and also that people have been stalked/raped/murdered/assaulted/etc for not being Christian? This is why people don't like your shitstain religion.
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0 ups, 2mo
You mean they have been 'all-of-those-things' because they ARE Christian.
Besides, all of those things are anti-Christian, anti-Biblical acts of violence.

Raped for not being Christian? That makes precisely zero logical sense.

“And the way of death is this: First of all it is evil and accursed: murders, adultery, lust, fornication, thefts, idolatries, magic arts, witchcrafts, rape, false witness, hypocrisy, double-heartedness, deceit, haughtiness, depravity, self-will, greediness, filthy talking, jealousy, over-confidence, loftiness, boastfulness;...etc —Didache 5

Conversely, Mao, Polpot, Stalin, and Hitler all used Atheistic/Evolutionary policies and reasoning for slaughtering over 100 million+ innocent women, children and fathers in less than a hundred years, as well as other mass murders such as the French Revolution and other such atheistic tirades.
Did you not learn any of this history in school, or just about the 19 witches burnt over 350 years by the Catholic Inquisitors? (btw, burning is not even a biblical form of execution, but was often used by pagans to kill Christians)

Christianity isnt a religion of killing for your faith. In fact, its the only religion that employs dying for your faith, whilst praying for your enemies.

Christianity Is the World’s Most Persecuted Religion, Confirms New Report
https://www.cato.org/commentary/christianity-worlds-most-persecuted-religion-confirms-new-report#:~:text=The%20group%20Open%20Doors%20USA,another%204%2C000%2Dplus%20were%20kidnapped.
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