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jojo part 1 told by a idiot (spoilers) it starts off with this ugly ass old man stealing from "dead" bodies and uh a one of the bodies wake up and he thinks the old man is f**king jesus christ or smth and uhhhh i forgot what else happens cut to like 15 years later, a blu haired hott- i mean man is at home with his dad (one of the bodies) and oh goodie a person appeared he had blonde hair and like red eyes i think, it was the son of the old ass man. we will call blonde hair "DIO", what a f**king stupid name. oh btw the blu haired guy is called jonathon joestar, what a cringe name im calling him garfeldi. and so dio f**king KICKS garfeldi's dog dannyhogan600 and that makes garfeldi mad asf and then dio whispers in his calm ass voice "bro i did that for shits n giggles i will murder ur dad lol" so then dio kills his old man and then dio becomes garfeldi's brother, and then gardfeldi's dad (who is called sonic the hedgehog i think) praises dio more than gardfeldi lol so uhh garfeldi gets a bitch and then dont kiss yet lol and then dio kisses garfeldi's bitch and pushes her into mud and says his icon line: ligma balls fast forward into like highschool or college and they're playing football and garfeldi and dio are frens again 😄 oop sike dio fight i guess and garfeldi plays with a mask thing and dio finds and plays with it too, dio finds out it has a cool power lol so it tries it out on someone im done for now