Splatoon Shenanigans teaser

Raymond was walking in inkopolis, supposedly looking for someone.

Raymond: Korrin? Korrin? You here?

???: BOO!

Raymond: AH! Oh, it's you.

This is Marshal, an octoling who's a demon.

Marshal: I could have just posessed you, but it looks like you're busy right now.

Raymond: Yeah, I was waiting for my-

Marshal: Your girlfriend? I can see that.

Raymond: And why are you here again?

Marshal: To make people realize we're best buddies and we're named after 2 certain people from a nintendo game-

Shady: Yo, was poppin?

Raymond: Hey, aren't you named after-

Shady: We don't talk about it. And people call him Flappy more than they call him Shady.

Korrin: I'm here!

Reapi: So, we're not gonna talk about how there isn't a lot of narration?

No, no we are not. And if you're going to do a 4th wall break, please don't target me.

Reapi: Fine.

Yurie: Hey, aren't you me from the future?

Reapi: Yes, yes I am.

Bunii: Do my eyes decive me or am I a girl?

Hey Bunii, you know you were originally going to be a girl, right?

Bunii: Most of my counterparts are, why not me?

Because octoling boys are kind of underrated in my opinion.

Bunii: Oh.

Coryl: Yeah, and I met Dedf1sh!

Bunii: Oh, cool.

Octavio: I respect every single person in here.

Agent S: What about me?

Octavio: NOT YOU, YOU'RE BLA-

(huge /j)

Agent S: Friendly fire will not be tolerated.

Inkmatas: Why am I here?

Darcy: No idea.

Inkmatas: Oh.

The splatcast comes on.

Shiver: Listen up, it's going down! Repping the splatlands, we are Deep Cut!

Frye: Anarchy Splatcast! We're Live!

Big Man: Ay!

Shiver: You lip sync, we drip ink-

Callie: Shiver, Frye and Big Man! Oh, sorry.

Shiver: Alright, who didn't lock the door?

Marie: Oh, it was locked, but I have the keys

Pearl: Y'all know what time it is!

Marina: Splatfest?

Pearl: No, idol crossover time!

Tadashi: Finally, I'm being remembered!

Takeshi: Hah, so am I.

Fade: S-same here.

Rampage: Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

Yuko: It's been years, I finally have the spotlight again! And I'm alive!

Aaron: Me too!

Amithy: Me three!

Chloe: Me four-

Aaron: No, not you, you're a south park oc.

Chloe: But... I'm not the only non splatoon oc here...

Kyle (an octoling girl): Wait, what-

Roswald: FREEDOM!!

River: Oh geez...

June: WEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

Lopey: Hey sis, why are we Jackalopes again?

Jackie: No idea.

Wynter: Wow, it's me but a robot!

Wynter: Woah, I'm a South Park character!

Kai: Don't mind me, I'm just an unimportant Monkie Kid oc

Crania: What.

Annaki: WII U WII U WII U! I'M AN AMBULANCE!

Raymond: EVERYONE, SHUT UP!

*silence*

Raymond: Geez, y'all are loud. Hey Korrin, I got something for ya.

*it's a splatling*

Korrin: Oh my god.. it's beautiful!

Rose: Can I exist now?

Victoria: Yes.

Minty: Hey Milo-

Milos (and Mylo): Which Mylo?

Milo: We got miitopia Milo

Milo: We have inkling Milo

Mylo: And then there's me!

Minty: Nevermind.

Sayori: Hey moms, can I be on the splatcast again, please?

Pearl: We'll think about it.

Tate: Hey Frye, If you adopted me, why do I act less like you and more like Shiver?

Shiver: Simple! I'm just really influential.

Vil: Where's Purah?

Zeph: I dunn-

Vil: Shut up, I hate you more than I hate Koroks.

Ashley: Wow, where's Zariaaa? Am I the only roblox oc here?

Zariaaa: Behind you.

Ashley: AH-

Gamer: I have no idea what was in my mom's head when she named me.

Ashley & Zariaaa: Neither do we.

Inkmatas: So, where's the bathroom again?

Reapi: Over there.

Inkmatas: Thanks.

Evy: Wow, that's a lot of oc's. (-Inkmatas, Deep Cut, Off The Hook, the Squid Sisters, and Octavio, of course)

Ophelia: I have a drumset!

Maddi: I have a saxophone.

Scout: Me and Stacy have a trumpet and flute.

Sam: *Existing*

Agent C: Yo, I just got word that me and about 20 of Rose's og splatoon oc's are gonna get a story soon!

Shady: Really?

Yurie: Ong fr?

Sayori: I heard that me and Tate are gonna be in it too! And Jaymie, but he can't leave the house.

Yuko: What's it called?

Agent S: I was thinking the same thing!

Bunii: So was I!

Everyone: Yeah, what is it called?

It's called Splatoon shenanigans, and there's gonna be different parts of it. There's Inkopolis Shenanigans, Splatsville Shenanigand, Salmon Run Frenzy, and Splatfest Shenanigans!

Anii: Yo, I'm not a splatoon oc, but I was Rose's very first oc! And I just wanted to know, when is it gonna be out?

I'm glad you asked, Anii! Also, long time no see buddy. It'll be coming out around Christmas.

Mayu: And StarHunt Chapter 5..?

Either on New Years eve or January 2nd.

Mayu: Anyways, I- *Somebody attacks her*

Mayu: Hey, get off me!

Slither: Never! I- oh... uh, hey guys... fine, I'll stop. Anyways, I was going to be StarHunt's main villain, even though I'm a child. But then again, children can be evil, right?

Yurie: They already are.

And also, I'll introduce Anii a little more in 2024.

Yurie: Ok so anyways, Raymond and Korrin, when are you two gonna...

R & K: DON'T SAY IT!

Yurie: Make ou-

*The end. I typed way too much.*

Inkmatas: Oh, everyone's gone. What happened out here anyway-

Jaymie: Finally, they let me out of the house! Also nothing important happened.

Inkmatas: Oh.

*The end, fr this time.*

Oh and btw, this is gonna be a joke series, so there's gonna be a bunch from out of context moments.

I HAVE NEVER TYPED THIS MUCH FOR A TEASER IN MY LIFE ONG MY BRAIN HURTS FROM TRYING TO REMEMBER ALL MY UNINTRODUCED/FORGOTTEN OC'S.

Anyways imma start drawing some splatoon fanart again, cya!

Noice

Ty