what chaos am i about to let unfold

my turn: I can fly, but...

Your speed is limited to 50 mph, and the amount of time you can fly per day is completely random, from 5 seconds to 12 hours, and you never know until you suddenly start falling to the ground.

imagine i'm 500 ft above the ground fighting the ultimate forces of evil and my powers go out :O

I have the power to heal any non-(instantly)fatal wound.

You still feel the pain of that wound, for however long you would have felt it had you not healed it.

I meant others’ wounds as well

did i stutter?

Fair

I'll go first: I can waterbend.

But you have to move water manually

Telekinsesis, cause I can prank and probably go to jail...

You can telekinetically move only one random, oddly specific object, and it's random each day. It could be a tectonic plate. It could be an actual plate in some guy's cabinet. But it will never be a sentient being.

I can detect people with superpowers by just looking at them

You don't know which superpower, and they know exactly when they are detected and by who.

Oh f*ck. I live in an anime now

I can delete any generation.

You die with them

I have an archive of every r/rareinsults insult in my brain

However, every insult has a 1% chance to actually come out correctly.

aw crap a DND dice roll type deal

I'm Kirby

I shall grant you no side effect because i love Kirby!