I cut a 5 inch hole into my stomach :3

Trans girls terrify me more than seeing Jesus in my living room

dont fear me D:

*fears you*

:(((((

*hugs tightly*

Don’t fear us :))))))))

I fear

no, dont fear :((((

*pat pat*

:)

Same
*hugs*

What if someone is like kinda sorta but like not fully a girl

Yes

Wait

Unsure

I just scratched a drug dealers car :3

I dropped a bowling ball on my foot :3

I kidnapped a child :3

I snapped my dads neck :3

I drop kicked a child :3

I ate a child :3

(I'm a trans boy but)
I committed mass murder :3

I killed John Wick’s dog :3

I ate a wall :3

Oh shit, are you ok!?

when you're gassing some Amaricans but some 19 year old marine with a gas mask jumps into your trench, slamfires five shells into the general vicinity of your comrades and you realize you're about to get vibe checked by some yank with a war-crime stick :3

relatable lol

fr

I almost died an hour ago :3

I almost broke my neck :3

I’m being spied on by a 50 year old man :3
(No joke I actually am)

Oh shit, you good?

Idk man, he keeps leaving notes on my ATV

Have you told anyone?

My parents already know

Have they done anything, like set up cameras to see who it is? And what does this person usually write on these notes? (something sexual, random creepy shit, stuff like that)

He once wrote down my fricking IP address for an old computer, another time he said he was gonna r@pe my sis

may i make a suggestion?

Planning on it lol

F**k nah, that shit cant fly, get your parents to install cameras and once you have their identity, call the police

Got it

Kill him

Got it >:3

I can come up with many creative methods of murder. It's why I have no friends.

Hope that bitch gets what they deserve

Same

If he keeps bothering you, talk to me in memechat, I’ll follow you so you can just message me when you need to

i just blew my girlfriend’s father’s brains out with a soviet automatic drum fed shotgun at point blank range in front of a preschool classroom :3

This one had me dead lmfaoooooooo

n the hospital :3