What?

protein

The baby talking is a result of low oxygen levels at high altitude
Whether or not the baby was actually talking, you are fully capable of opening the baby's parachute yourself

Exactly 👍

Yeah

Let the baby fall

There are multiple questions.

1. Why are you going skydiving?
2. Why are you going skydiving with a baby?
3. Why are you going skydiving with a Christian baby?
4. How can you know whether the baby is Christian or not?
4. Why are you going skydiving with a baby of a different religion than you?
5. Why is a baby skydiving?
6. How can the baby talk?
7. What kind of parent lets a baby skydive?
8. How come Child Protective Services hasn't taken this child yet?
9. How does the baby know how to open a parachute?
10. Has the baby not factored in you potentially lying?
11. If so, how would it tell it part?
12. Does the baby not realize that this is a horrible way for an atheist to be made a Christian?
13. How does a baby have the mental capacity to give you a stressing ultimatum that is worthy of asking Quora?

1 bored
2 bc I hate kids
3 answer is question 2
4 idk
5 I hate it so I forced it to
6 too smart
7 a bad one
8 I ate them
9 answer is question 6
10 wym
11 wym
12 idfk
13 answer is question 9