while i'm at it

Can i sex

it's a plant, soul.

And?

It has no gender and no holes

*cough cough* mouth *cough cough*

my brother in christ that thing is a shredder

i know

i realize she probably bites

ill make some holes

if you're gonna f**k a flower with extensive knowledge of music theory, at least f**k a hot one
like Hemlock or Actaea

Oh yeah gimme that rotten flower /j

Thorns:

sells glucose illegally

Canon

This one likes dubstep, Hemlock likes techno swing and Actaea likes Lemon Demon type music

Canon

Mr when Actaea starts whipping at him to the tune of Touch Tone Telephone:

LMAOAO

Actaea: "wait, you like lemon Demon too?"
Mr: "uh, yeah! I love it!!!"
Sir: "ugh, not this..*lemon demon hater*
Both: "shut up."

If she doesn't get enough sun she straight out dies

Canon

he’s submissive but he doesn’t admit it “s-stop it!.. you baka..” but he really loves being topped, he moans, his moans sound like heaven, his voice alone gets me as hard as a rock, he only desires to be topped and f**ked by me, he loves me. he needs me, we are married and he lost his virginity to me

oh look at that my headcanon has been made canon

my headcanon for you is that the block button on your profile has been pressed

NO BABY

addicted to opium