God saw me puke cum
So I visited this guy in a halfway house late one night.
I gave him a sloppy, mind-blowing bl***ob and swallowed the most putrid cum I've ever tasted in my life. I mean, it tasted like straight gasoline and chemicals. I swallowed it on an empty stomach, and it left a filmy layer on my tongue.
So, I'm driving home and my stomach starts churning, my mouth gets watery, It's really threatening to come up. I knew this road and the only place to pull in for miles was Grace Covenant Church.
There I am, face sweating, body shaking, yacking up globs of the most vial seminal fluid I've ever encountered.
Wiped my mouth, hopped back in my car, and drove home. I said a little apology prayer to God.
