ENTRY 458:; IT'S BEEN 98 DAYS, 6 HOURS, AND 11 MINUTES. AFTER AN EXUBERANT AMOUNT OF HOURS SEARCHING AND SEARCHING, THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS SPENT, AND SURVIVING OFF OF BUGS AND FILTERED URINE, I'VE COME TO THE TERRIFYING REALIZATION THAT I'VE STILL NOT FOUND MY CAR KEYS.
