best dad joke in comments gets followed

i will follow whoever can give better dad jokes than these (Use the Internet i dont care); What do you called a attractive canine? Hot dog; What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites. What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where's Pop Corn? If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness? Im in Prison right now after i slapped my kid. Why? Kidnapping is illegal