Elf on a shelf

Shrek on a deck 👍🏼

bingo!

😄

Shrek on a pink flower condom elephant?

Shrek on a speck. Haven't you seen Horton Hears a Who?

nope.
the “poop butterflies” show?

Nope. Not sure I want to see that one...

remember unicorns ate rainbows and pooped butterflies tho…

Shrek on the speck, I'm glad I'm educated enough to know this.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i mean it doesn't really rhyme (shrek on the container of children) but shrek's still pretty cool ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

on a deck.

I’d take that over the elf on the shelf