SNOW WHITE IRIS & THE 7 HORSEMEN WHO HAVEN'T SEEN THIS SNAIL (FITTING SINCE ASTERIX & THE WHITE IRIS WAS PUBLISHED BEFORE THE LIVE ACTION SNOW WHITE MOVIE STARRING RACHEL ZEGLER WOULD EVEN PREMIERE); OR ALTERNATIVELY, SNOW WHITE & 7 MAGICAL CREATURES WHICH WILL BE THE REPLACEMENT SCRAPPIES FOR THE 7 DWARFS FROM THE ANIMATED MOVIE; DID I JUST MENTION THAT I HAD A BIZARRE FANTASY OF SONIC AS A GENDER FLIPPED SNOW WHITE WITH MEPHILES AS EVIL KING BECAUSE OF THAT LAST STORY FROM SONIC '06? EXPECT IT TO BE TITLED SNOW WHITE & THE 7 CLEVER BOYS: THE MOVIE (PRESUMABLY BEING MISTAKEN FOR THE LIVE ACTION ADAPTATION OF THAT STUPID PRODUCT BY PHOENIX GAMES)