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It was for science, I swear

It was for science, I swear | Me coming home from a day of school:; The FBI in my house when I googled "How Many Calories a Human Body Contains?": | image tagged in man coming home from work,dark humor,calories,cannibalism | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
907 views 50 upvotes Made by Retired_Mudkip 1 year ago in Dark_humour
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Ok I actually did this today. I also googled uranium, dogs, cats, weed, crack and candy canes. Nevertheless I cleaned my cache and search history.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Also Bin Ladin.
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Didn't the US government kill Osoma?
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We all know the goverment did 9/11 and blamed terrorists :)
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Yeah, how do you explain billions of dollars going missing 9-10-2001?
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You can't, so they pulled a louis14 as their final trump card. lol
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Pretty sure he wanted to see if he can get away with the 9/11 stuff. Just was curious.
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Lol
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Uranium is so many calories
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Yeah: its like 9*10^15 power per lb of uranium.
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Calories
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So? How much calories?
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Meaty human thighs have 13,355 calories. The heart clocks in at around 651 calories, while the brain, spinal cord and nerve trunks collectively contain 2,706 calories. All told, Cole concludes, the human body contains about 125,822 calories
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1 up, 12mo,
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I don't live in the u.s I live in space
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NUH UH i'm in the far reaches from space to the unknow reagens i live on Planet X and we Xians are more aware that thee FBI can't reach me there because they will be bones once they arrive to Planet X
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How much per pound?
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The FBI put a tracker on my device and Wi-Fi. I cannot answer this question or I will be removed from house arrest and put on trial for disturbing the peace.
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