SpaceFanatic’s Civil War Announcement Template

Croatian euro, pope’s funeral
COVID’s over, Ukraine isn’t
French leave Burkina Faso
Chinese spy balloon
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Turkish earthquake, Cheerios
Skibidi, rizzler, Ohio
Gen Alpha’s doomed, Gen Z is too
Project 2025, Silicon Valley goes bye-bye
New ChatGPT, NATO expands to Helsinki
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2023 was a dumpster fire
It was always burning, but thank gosh it’s over
2023 was a dumpster fire
But let’s be real here, ‘24 won’t be better
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JUICE, Starship, school shootings
Taylor Swift’s on Time Magazine
King Charles, Bob Barker
Farewell, Rosalynn Carter
Titan implosion, Barbenheimer
Spain, Hawaii wildfires
Global warming, hurricanes
To the Moon, Chandrayaan-3
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2023 was a dumpster fire
It was always burning, but thank gosh it’s over
2023 was a dumpster fire
But let’s be real here, ‘24 won’t be better
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Kevin McCarthy’s been removed
There goes Henry Kissinger
Israel, Palestine
Who’s to say which side is right
Google’s new language model
China wants to reconcile
Trump wants 4 years more
I can’t take it anymore
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2023 was a dumpster fire
It was always burning, but thank gosh it’s over
2023 was a dumpster fire
But let’s be real here, ‘24 won’t be better

Noice