SpaceFanatic’s Civil War Announcement Template

2023 In Review; Croatian euro, pope’s funeral COVID’s over, Ukraine isn’t French leave Burkina Faso Chinese spy balloon - Turkish earthquake, Cheerios Skibidi, rizzler, Ohio Gen Alpha’s doomed, Gen Z is too Project 2025, Silicon Valley goes bye-bye New ChatGPT, NATO expands to Helsinki - 2023 was a dumpster fire It was always burning, but thank gosh it’s over 2023 was a dumpster fire But let’s be real here, ‘24 won’t be better - JUICE, Starship, school shootings Taylor Swift’s on Time Magazine King Charles, Bob Barker Farewell, Rosalynn Carter Titan implosion, Barbenheimer Spain, Hawaii wildfires Global warming, hurricanes To the Moon, Chandrayaan-3 - 2023 was a dumpster fire It was always burning, but thank gosh it’s over 2023 was a dumpster fire But let’s be real here, ‘24 won’t be better - Kevin McCarthy’s been removed There goes Henry Kissinger Israel, Palestine Who’s to say which side is right Google’s new language model China wants to reconcile Trump wants 4 years more I can’t take it anymore - 2023 was a dumpster fire It was always burning, but thank gosh it’s over 2023 was a dumpster fire But let’s be real here, ‘24 won’t be better