Teenage mutant ninja turtle

“Mom, can we have teenage mutant ninja turtles?”

“No, we have them at home”

Teenage mutant ninja turtles at home:

No this is beyond “we have ninja turtles at home”

Fr

This is "We have our own ninja turtles."

If we lived in Somalia 🇸🇴

Tmnt in Ohio be like:

Pls refrain from using Gen alpha slang

One eye is blind, but the other has double vision.

Maby not nija turtles but there mutant

I mean… they are mutan