I'm good

I'd trust him

His defense: "Euer Ehren! Sie sind im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes ein Jude, also liegen Sie falsch und Juden können niemals Fakten ausspucken!“

Oh shit
I forgot he doesn't speak English
Yea
He's basically useless

i got a perfectly normal salad bar

yep, 100% normal.

at least he can buy you outta jail, look who I got 😭

lol

Look at my lawyer dawgggg I’m going to jail (or however the hell you use that meme)

Uuuuh
Cat lawyer

Look at my lawyer dawg I’m getting the death penalty

he looks trustworthy

based

I'm f**king dead

genuinely made me laugh

Thank you

i downloaded it

I’m f**ked

am i safe or not i cant tell

bro gonna eat the judge 💀

Boner

I am f**ked