the revenge of the darklord chuckles the silly piggy

fools you dare not include me in last years's 12 days of smissmas? yet you had to include that filthy dave the barbaran? you did not include me with the other villains or forgotten villains? well you will now feel the wrath of the darklord chuckles the silly piggy! why! why would you even include; you know what screw it just get the frying pan; stupid there's 7 of them we have to put them in oven too think about it so much ham for sandwich not to mention bacon for breakfast