no joke or erp please

(Villain)
Jake: Really? I thought i did that.
(the other hero/villain rp stopped working due to too many comments, sorry!)

(ok)
Middo:...?

Jake: Its something on the news. Aqbout sombidy else getting blamed for a crime i committed.

Middo:o-oh

(me. the hero)
Villain: "I didn't do it! I'm telling you!"
Me: "I know. We know. It's just. that 4-year-old remembers you killing his whole family. In front of him"
Villain: "I have proof! I-Its here! *hands over a videotape of last night* See! it isn't me!"

Moddo:ok.....

Middo:look I didn't do it.....

Skxlls: "I know. it's just. If I don't take you in I'm going with you to prison."

Middo:what?

Skxlls: "Don't you know of the new anti-vigilantism laws?"

Middo:n-no....*she seemed confused*

Skxlls: "If I keep doing heroic acts. They would have enough evidence to put me to the death penalty!"

Middo:o-oh...

Skxlls: "I can't do this heroic sh!t anymore. It's killing my time and I can't even spend time with my husband anymore."

Middo:....

Skxlls: "So. Do you understand why I have to take you in? Max you'll get is 3 years."

Galene: Oh dear...

Middo:ya......

Galene: Hm...

Middo:do i look like i'd kill some one

Galene: Other than me...... No

(ooc What do you think Middo's kill count is)
Middo:ye

Galene: .....
(idk)

(50k+.....)
Middo:welp

Galene: ...... These people suck!

"ya"

Galene: ......

(hero)
Z.O.I.D:screw those pirates.dont care

Middo:look i didn't do it

Z.O.I.D:i know,it is those goofy pirates that framed you

Middo:i get why they think i did it just-