You've Heard Of The Elf On The Shelf ...

Jizz with the frizz

Brilliant ! :~)

Worm on the s**rm

what's with the stars anyway?

real

j*zz with the frizz, sp*rm with a perm, worm on a sp*rm

Yoooo sp*** with a perm

Surely 'The Perm On The Sperm' !

nut with a fresh cut

What would I want with an Hispanic man named 'Jesus' ?

What

Oh, you meant a different 'Jesus' ! :~)

Yeah

This is the earliest form of the average tiktoker. or the average minecraft youtuber.