i aint no pedo

That's actually how it's trending, sad world

Really?
Like last time I remember they included the "no sex" people in

"Officer, if all matter is neither created nor destroyed, then technically, both me and her are around 13.8 billion years old!"

The officer: Well, sir, about that... uhh, so when you, and her, uhh...
You know what, fair point!

"Wanna help me?"

"With what, sir?"

"With her"

"Umm, I'm afraid that I can't do an activity like that. Is there anything else you would need help with? Other than homework or chores, obviously..."

"No I guess. Well, I'll get back to having fun with her. Goodnight officer!"

*says to himself too loudly 'cuz yes* "I think that I might need somewhere to lie down after that talk, like a bed or something, but my house is so far away. So where am I gonna stay tonight? I wonder..."

"Well, officer, you're welcome to spend the night here with us"

"Gosh, thanks for the kind offer! It'll save a ton of time driving to my house!
Do you have like, a spare room? If not, um, could I sleep in your bed?"

"Sure!"

zoophiles:

@kotlinsky that and p*dophiles are absolute crazy people

both need to be killed with fire

Add my name so i can go burn in hell. (I love heat)

cursed

We do not accept pedophiles into the community, we will never accept pedophiles. They are horrible people and will never be accepted into the LGBTQ community.

If that's the case, you might want to put in fine print at the bottom "zoophiles and pedophiles not included"

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