(Story) Goober's Vacation

Goober, being the silly guy he is, gathers Eric and Dude to vacationing with him.
E: What's in it for me? I gotta finish stocking Dude's trucks.
D: Goober, I know I'm rich, but you're using me for my ships to transport you from place to place.
G: Aw guys, don't be suck ups! We're going to inkopolis!
D: Fine. Just because I love their food.
E: I mean, Dude ıs my boss, so, couldn't hurt for me to go.
D: Fine by me.

Goober gets Charlie and gets bags for the two of them packed, while Eric and Dude make preparations and get their bags packed.
D: What ship should we take?
E: I mean, the G-Class luxury carrier could be nice.
D: That's more for a large amount of people, how about the G-Class luxury cruiser.
E: I have no idea what these names mean, but okay.
D: (chuckles) Me too.
G: Should we arm the weapons?
E: What? We're just going on vacati---
D: Good idea, we can't expect anything.
The four load up on the ship and on the rear there is a bumper sticker that says baby on board.

As they fly past, setting coordinates for Inkopolis, Goober lays down on a lounge.
D: Why do you really want to go back here Goober?
G: You know how I was a fighter pilot during the first time of the inkperials?
D: yeah?
G: Well, my pilot license got revoked after I accidentally crashed my plane into the Grand Ink Hotel, and---
D: Yeah, you killed hundreds Goober.
G: People accused me of failing to fly, or falling asleep!
D: Goober, stop with the excu---
G: My engine exploded! Okay?!
D: Bullshit--
E: Stop fighting you dinguses! We need to relax!
D: Oh don't you start with me!
G: Eric!? Are you defending him?
D: Shut up Goober!
E: You both are crazy!
The three continue to argue for several hours.
Charlie (thoughts): Dear god. Why did I have to be in this family?
C: Oh shit is that a---

The ships rocks after they get shot.
Goober, Eric and Dude: HOLY SHIT! What was that?
E: Did we hit an asteroid?
D: No, the ship automanuvers around asteroids!
G: There! A fighter ship!
Dude tries to steer the ship away from the attackers and escape.
G: What are you doing! They're still going to hit us!
D: Look I don't know much about flying ships okay?! I'm a billionaire playboy!
G: Let me take over!
D: Hell no!
Charlie signals that he wants to try.
D: Charlie get away, we have to focus okay?
E: No, let him cook.
D: what?
E: Let, him, cook.
Charlie grabs controls and steers and signals the three to put on the harnesses.
Charlie flies up and upside down and maneuvers behind the attacker. He fires several rounds while having to manually maneuver the asteroids. The attacker releases a seismic charge, and it Shockwaves the surroundings with a loud sonic boom. But Charlie maneuvers away, and fires at the target. The target rolls to the right, and Charlie pursues the attacker and gets on their left and fires. The attacker does a 90° turn to the right without looking and crashes into an asteroid at full speed, annihilating the ship, sending debris everywhere.

That child be crazy

He was cookin

Is he dead

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