I'm gonna regret this

i would take a kitchen knife, slowly peel off your skin and feed it to my cat.

whyyy

The organs would go into tonight's stew. The muscles I would eat for recess and share with friends. The bones would be a crunchy snack, and the kneecaps becoming my new coasters.

I feel like I should be afraid of you

Your veins wil be my new floss for my teeth. Now that most of you will be decimated, I will find your family and do the same thing to them. I will spare your heads and hang them all up on the wall like you would with deer. Trophies.

ok now i am afraid. help.

Your friends arent safe either. I will nibble off their fingers and repeat the proces with them. If you have pets, I will microwave them and put them in ablender and drink up. By now, almost all memory of you is gone. I know I said I would use your kneecaps as coasters, but I won't. I will put chese on top of them and eat them like crackers.

NOOOOOO MY DOGGSSSSS

with you on top of me or the other way around?

with me on top of you

in all honesty i would probably try to kiss you

....

Scream and scramble away into the darkness

makes sense

Tell you all I know about the Battle of Osowiec and the Battle of Castle Itter

um

I am a f**kin nerd

good for you :)

:)

depends, who is on top of who?

I think i would be on top of you

Probably ask if you’re okay then talk about how hard it is to find people who want to date me

Id also probably end up blushing and looking like a f**king tomato because I’m a bottom 🤷🏻‍♀️

.........

I'm not a bottom or a top cuz im ASEXUAL

Im a confused mess, I can’t tell if I’m bisexual or just lesbian

*casually snuggles*

um........

Sorry, I’m cold

ok.......0_0

:3
*boop*

I’d like to say “kinky-“ but knowing me, I’d be screaming and shouting “WHO TF ARE YOU!?”

im lesbian too
so uh
idk..

ok

Get up and do the California Girls dance

ok that's reasonable

Yay

Idk mate I'm lesbian too 😭😭😭