the number works

They should check out https://www.jonsbones.com/

No I mean they sell human bones. The other (illegal) options are riskier- you could bring a shovel to the cemetery or find a “fresh” source (I prefer the latter option. Can’t beat fresh. Boil for 12-24 hours in water and the meat should come off easily. Acid would melt the bones along with the meat.)

If possible, make sure your human has nothing to eat for 48 hours but plenty of water.
Hang upside down by the feet, bleed it out, then skin it to expose the meat for faster cooking. Then for the fun part:
Remove organs. Cut off limbs and head. Saw closely down both sides of the tailbone to remove the backbone in one piece.
For easier meat removal, cut into smaller pieces and boil for longer.
Practice makes perfect - have fun with it :)

Not Allowed Ads Or I Will Shoot🔫

If I were Jon it would be an ad. No affiliation with JonsBones, but assuming the bone-seeker has parents/curfews, then they may not be able to get bones the free (also fun and delicious) way and have to resort to mommy/daddy buying overpriced bones.

*Shoots*🔫

Thanks - I have added to my bullet jar.

Bruh

I like you

Thanks

Not Allowed Ad

i saw it...

"They don't even have to be yours" that's crazy

Yeah but after thinking about it, I think I would rather give someone else’s bones than my own🤷🏻