Oh gosh

the list:

I would tho

Kill him because I don't want any competition

My serial killer friend about to read the list but then seeing this:

Who's first?

We would team up.
He would do the thing,
I will cover up his tracks.

Every infant dies in an instant.

Every male in the world other than a select few die

Relatable.

We would team up and end my dad together >:]

Oh good I'm not the only one

I would help him

Ask if we can be a duo

Partners in crime, warms my heart. Now do any of you know who that user is, I've got a few on my list.

I would ask how come u haven’t killed the annoying kids yet